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mayonase

The incorrect way to spell mayonnaise. This spelling of mayonnaise is often used by utter morons.
<Dude> dude I need some mayonase <Bro> It's spelled "mayonnaise"... <Dude> idc i need some either way
by GrizzlyWordinator July 1, 2009
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Magcon

A group of social media personals (Assholes: Nash Grier, Taylor Caniff, Carter Reynolds; Alright people: Jack Gilinsky, Cameron Dalllas, Aaron Carpenter; Good people: Shawn Mendes, Jack Johnson, Matthew Espinosa) that formed in 2014 whom posted videos on vine that were, overall not funny. Majority of them were obnoxious and problematic. They only gained fame for being attractive, although some where very average looking (Taylor, Carter, Nash, Aaron). The group had racists, almost rapists, and homophobic alike. Since the ending of it, many have tried to maintain fame by acting and singing careers, which many (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Taylor Caniff, Carter Reynolds, Aaron Carpenter) failed at. Majority of them do not deserve the attention given to them and that fame should be giving to people who had been working hard for singing, acting, and modeling careers instead of being handing it. The only talented people who were in Magcon are Shawn Mendes, Jack Johnson, and Jack Gilinsky (although he had a scandal where he and his ex-girlfriend both participated in a verbally abusive relationship). Overall, in the future the population should never let a talentless pretty person become social media famous, instead focus game to people who work hard.
Have you heard about Magcon?”
“Oh, that group of rich white boys who charged $200 dollars for tweens to see them jump on a trampoline. The group that got disbanded in 2014.”
“Yup that’s the one!”
“Isn’t it funny that all of them except a few are falling into a black hole!”
“Yes! All of them are still trying to stay relevant.”
by _JayQueen_ May 19, 2018
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Mayson

Like the best streamer ever lets be honest
Cornelious: "Bro i love watching Mayson and i use his code"
by GeordieADS May 28, 2019
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mayonnaise

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.
by Aquagimp February 17, 2009
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Marcon

Marcon is a girl's name, and It is a mixture of two names 'Maria' and 'Concetta'
Who ever is names Marcon is probably Animu Trash.
They cannot function normally.
Do not call short or they will murder you.
Small ball of anger and anxiety.
This person is part of a cult known as 'Pixton'
When confronted with a 'bae' anime character an inhumane pterodactyl screech emits from them.
'Wow! Marcon is such a piece of trash! She would not stop talking about this 'komaeda' guy and how she wouldn't mind he he tied her up and sacrificed her in the name of hope? LOL What's up with that?'
by Marucon February 26, 2017
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Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.
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mayonnaise

"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".
by Kugaf August 25, 2012
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