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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"
(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh
by marko August 11, 2004
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Manther

like couger. but more socially unaceptable.
person 1:My neighbor gives me the creeps. he walks in his house with a different girl every night, and they are so younge!
person 2: " manther "
by http://singletilldeath.com/ August 25, 2009
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By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.
by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011
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martha's vineyard

the best vacation place in america. an island in the Atlantic that is next to nantucket. best places in MV are OAK BLUFFS, west tisbury, vineyard haven. fuck edgartown!
edgartown is for snobby ass bitches who have never seen the cool "real" part of MV, oak bluffs.
all the cook kids chill in oak bluffs BIATCH
by your best friend May 16, 2005
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Martha

Martha is that odd 70 year old with emotional problems who says bling-bling and has eyeliner tattooed on her face.
She is such a bling-bling loving drama queen...she is SUCH a Martha!
by gangstergirl17 December 26, 2010
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Martha's Vineyard

Martha's vineyard is a perfect place off the coast of cape cod. If you do not stay in Edgartown you really are not in Martha's Vineyard. Its where the most beautiful houses, beaches and people are. If you are the crem de la crem of the vineyard you will have a parking spot with your name on it in Edgartown, be a member of the exclusive yacht club (which has a waiting list), and have a home over 15 million. When the sun goes down is when things in the vineyard get hot. The parties are not to be missed and being too drunk or on too many drugs does not exsist, it just adds to the spirit of this fantastic place.
My Martha's Vineyard To Do List:
Mix a Mimosa for breakfast
Go to the beach
Pour a few glasses of Pinot Grigo for lunch
Go back to the beach
Drink everything in the liquor cabinet (maybe blow something)
Go out and party
by lovin MV August 29, 2006
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