Martyn Shrewsbury

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

Matt Rose

Matthew Rose- the guy who looks like he's 40-50 and has the personality of a teen
Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI

I love Matt Rose (in more way than you think)

by Giogrefi August 1, 2023

Martyna

A very good friend, not a backstabber. Is usually nice but can argue when needed. Sometimes can be a bitch. Unique and loved by many. She is a great girlfriend with long term relationships. Martyna has a great body gorgeous eyes and amazing hair typically brown. Will abuse people she loves to show love and effection.

Oh dude look it’s martyna let’s go over to her

Oh there’s martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day

by Better than you ex September 20, 2018

Matt Smith Syndrome

When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.

Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...

by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013

Matt Berry

Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.

Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent

"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"

"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"

"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"

by charlotte wilkinson December 3, 2007

A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

by DisDaSing December 25, 2011

Malty Melromarc

If a trash can could consume a human and then furthermore exist this piece of trash, Malty Melromarc, is what that is. This is used as an insane insult. Be careful on how you use it.

*Steve punches Fred in the face
Fred: you Malty Melromarc

by Aalraei Hughes January 31, 2019