Matthew

A guy who will only drink tea on his own terms; who will wait until tea has been made and drunk by others before making himself a brew.

Friendly person: Hey Chuck, do you want some of this fresh delicious tea I've made?
Chuck: Nah, I'm gona do a Matthew. When it's stewed and cold I'll make my own.

by jambon April 16, 2013

Matthew Ko

KOOOOOOOOOO

Matthew Koooooooooooo

by Imjustsomeguy21 May 20, 2018

Matthew Evans

was killed from the brutality of beating his cock

Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood

by uptownfunkslut June 11, 2020

Matthew

An absolute gem and someone worth talking to. He is absolutely beyond the realm of perfection and just drop dead gorgeous. Never fails to make you happy and just make your day. Everybody deserves a Matthew in their life because he is such a gentleman and someone worth cherishing. Had a bad day? Talk to Matt because, he'll make it all better. He deserves someone amazing and no-one can ever compete with him because he is an absolutely amazing human being! I'm lost for words because Matt is just asdfghjkl perfect and nice and deserves the absolute best in life.

I hope I meet a Matt someday because I'm sure he'd be one of those people who'd never leave me even in my darkest times. Matt, I've never met you but, already you've had such an impact on my life, you have no idea the effect of simply talking to you has had on me. It's pulled me out of a dark dark hole and I can never even thank you enough for that! You're amazing and Ily Matthew <3 :)

by nanananananananabatmaaaaaaaaan October 6, 2013

Matthew

A guy with a big cock who can have sex like no other smart,funny,and great in the bed matthew can make you laugh even if you feel like you want to die

Oh I'm so sore oh Matthew!

by matthrw March 27, 2015

matthew

Disappointment

You're a Matthew

by That's Gasoline!!! January 28, 2017

Matthew

THE AWESOMEST PERSON ALIVE from the root AWESOME in accient GODish so if u think ur awesome look at matthew.
I mean it
matthew is the awesomest EVE-A so dont think ur awesome
cuz compaired to matthew
U R NNNNNNNAAAAAADDDDDAAAAA

person: "woah matthew is sooooo awesome"
matthew: "DAMN STRAIT"

by the editor of awesome December 8, 2010