maximum hornage

The ultimate amount of hornage.

Those dirty, fucking hackers in the Irish bar achieved maximum hornage, which made us leave.

by trolololololololololololololo October 27, 2010

Matitude

Combination of Mad and Attitude. A woman who is mistaken as mad and always has an attitude.

Here comes Matitude.

by Malatude November 14, 2011

maximum bueno

no more amount of bueno could be obtained... it would be impossible...

my two adorable mini friends hugged... it is maximum bueno...

by Grandpa Asian August 2, 2012

Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

maximum enjoyance

This refers to the highest echelon of pleasurable alcohol consumption. Any additional alcohol consumed begins an immediate descent into the unknown. This is more commonly referred to as the "blackout state"

"Hey Brendan! I think I have reached maximum enjoyance!"

by max enjoy June 3, 2015

Maximugging

Making out with a girl/boy at a bar like a goddamn highschooler

Wow, did you see Jerry maximugging that girl at Lawny's Taproom? Looked like damned Max Meyer himself!

by Bdaddy June 6, 2015