button mashing

When a skateboarder tries to land tricks they know for a fact they cannot do in a game of S.K.A.T.E. or any other skate competition.

Onlooker 1: Did you see what that kid was trying?
Onlooker 2: He knows he couldn't land that on his best day, kid's straight up button mashing.

by ShredwardGnar March 28, 2013

mashing moisties

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.

We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.

by Zachary Gottlieb December 9, 2008

mash and fluff

Hairdo with majorly producted and straightened frontal face frame comprised of bangs and sides with fluffed up hair in back and crown. Usually hair in front is longer than hair in back. The mash is also usually straight while the fluff can be straight, curly or crunched.

Kate Gosselin and Keala Kennelly are prime examples of mash and fluff

by hair police June 3, 2009

mash heads

When you and your buddies whip out your fatties and joust with them.

Eric and Jason were quite excited and decided to mash heads about it.

by DongToucher August 25, 2011

monster mash

when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection

beau was having trouble dr'ing this girl because he was too drunk, so he used the monster mash method.

by Duke Lacrosse December 26, 2008

pie and mash

cockney rhyming slang for slash (to urinate)

i'm gonna go take a pie n' mash

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Mashed Buttatoes

Cuddling position where both partners are facing opposite directions and cuddle up their backsides... pushing together butt-to-butt.

It was a hot evening so instead of spooning we mashed buttatoes

by 72886 September 19, 2019