Marriage

the formal union of two consenting adults typically in love, recognized by law, by which they become spouses.

Jane: "Wasn't Josh and Kate's wedding fun? I hope they have a beautiful marriage."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."

by CodeX July 12, 2015

marriage

an excuse to make babies without being weird

person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?

by Barbie and bob the builder March 5, 2019

Loveless Marriage

When you're married to someone you're not in love with. It's loveless.

Person 1: "You single?"

Person 2: "I'm in a loveless marriage."

by ibdora March 19, 2019

Elton John Marriage

Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.

"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."

by KewlKid5 September 14, 2014

marriage

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father

"where have you been until midnight"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

black hole of marriage

From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.

Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.

by what the? August 23, 2006

opposite-sex marriage

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity

Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.

by tory borty December 15, 2012