She loves math and is more intelligent than you. I know you like her. Guys reading this , I know your pants are already wet. Deny it , but I know the truth. When most men see her and know her , they instantly are mezmerized.She loves to ship people, and makes destined couples , couples. You’ll most likely be dumped, because she wants to go to Harvard and education is more important to her. However , if you give her chocolate or thin mints.....
Sarah: walks around being too white and nerdy for you
You: instantly tries to hit on her
Sarah:”I’m sorry I want to go to Harvard, and I honestly don’t care about love right now.”
You: pulls out a box of thin mints
Sarah:grabs the box of thin mints and devoures it
Sarah: “lets go make out in that corner right now. Roses are red, add the bed.”
an excuse to make babies without being weird
person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?