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Fu manchu

A sloppy fart where poo drips down both your butt cheeks and forms the shape of the traditional, iconic mustache.
Jenny had to jump into the shower to clean the embarrassing remnants of the fu manchu she had let slip earlier that day.
by nol e. owns October 15, 2009
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Manchester United

One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.

The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.

The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.

Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.

They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 8, 2012
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The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection
“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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manouche

Sounds a bit manouche
by fuzzpedal November 22, 2007
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manchild

A manchild is someone who never takes responsibility for his mistakes or wrongdoings, lies constantly, and accuses every press report that reflects negatively on him of being "fake".
by Donald Scum September 8, 2018
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manch

A portmanteau referring to semen, combining the words man + ranch.
After harassing the guy at the sub shop, she realized he put manch on her sandwich instead of mayo.
by byoqi October 15, 2012
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manchester united

the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players
manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!
by lizizawsum June 12, 2008
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