Mancave

The man cave is a place where...

A horse can fuck a man without discrimination
A russian will always beat a dear
A natty is a natty...no matter how many pennies have fallen into the abiss
A keg is not only allowed at 1 in the afternoon, but expected
A bag of ramen explodes at will
A desktop will never be left untouched by a picture of a raunchy penis...wearing shades
A girlfriend or friend from home never feels offended...just completely degraded
We will always find a home with the gayest and dirtiest bretheren of them all

There were 15 guys chillin in the mancave last night

by gimpyracer January 15, 2009

mancakes

Very sexy men. Often preceded by "Mysteriously Masked..."

I want to be whisked away by some mysteriously masked mancakes!

by Gawan King August 11, 2006

Mancer

A male dancer, prefferably one who wears short shorts or tight 'athletic' pants. Usually travels with large entourages, enjoys tanning and shopping, and talking about their feelings. Loves dancing more than life itself.

"What are you doing after school today David?"
"I'm a Mancer, I have dance practice!"

by Camila Slutt September 14, 2007

Ho'mance

When your boyfriend has a woman for a good friend but is oblivious in thinking she doesn't want more than that.

Kitten: Why is that girl hanging all over your BF?

Nina: Oh they're just friends, that's his Ho'mance.

by Ninapetite1 April 1, 2009

mancer

Mancer is a portmanteau of the words "man" and "cancer" used to describe the negative impact of mankind, particularly on the planetary environment. According to Gaia theory, first formulated by scientist John Lovelock, the Earth is a superorganism. Under this hypothesis, since Homo sapiens is the only species in the history of life on Earth to have negatively impacted the planet's ecosystems and non-human species, humans can be seen as a "cancer" of Gaia.

Due to numerous human-caused planetary crises, including climate change, biodiversity loss, ocean acidification, and deforestation, among others, Earth can diagnosed as suffering from "mancer."

by Samson Jargonistes January 27, 2020

Mancer

Apart from being magical, the female form is incredibly sexy. Perhaps it is the power, maybe the mysteriousness.

"Dang, that Mancer is so hot right now."
"Yeah, but if you are not careful, she'll swipe your head off"

by a secret admirer of a mancer March 24, 2007

Manachino

A man's anal cherry; a man's anal virginity.

Garrett lost his manachino to a stranger at fourteen.

by The Cherry Debating Comittee December 22, 2008