Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)

1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."

by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006

mason

egg head

omgosh I could eat mason for dinner hes such a egg head and he looks like one too

by wholelottaace February 26, 2018

Willy Mason

noun: indie singer/songwriter/guitarist. his incredibly rad album 'Where The Humans Eat' is utterly fantastic. I believe he is friends with Conor Oberst, which makes him more cool. Genius lyrics include the majority of those in the song Oxygen and Still A Fly :)

I am in love with Willy Mason because he wears cool glasses and his lyrics and his voice and his musical style is totally exhilarating

by Tom Reeves March 6, 2005

Austin Mahone

A nice, hansom, 17 year old boy that is famous off of youtube. He is signed and has 5 singles out, "Heart in my hand, 11:11, Say Somethin, Say You're Just a Friend and his latest, What About Love." His album, Junior Year is coming out Fall 2013. Austin Mahone sang mostly Justin Bieber songs to become famous. Austin Mahone is going to have a #1 single soon. His fanbase is called "Mahomies." Justin Bieber says it is a honor to be called Justin Bieber. Austin Mahone has a slogan, "Haters Gonna Hate, Mahomies Gonna Love." Austin Mahone is perfect.

Have you heard that new single by Austin Mahone?

It was amazing, i'm a huge mahomie.

I loved that Austin Mahone blog, "mymahomieaustin" on Tumblr

by MahomieForLive June 7, 2013

Austin Mahone

the most amazing guy ever! He has an amazing voice and smile :) he will be dicovered soon! <3 He is loved by all of his fans 4ever and always! We are all true Mahomies and will love him from begining 2 end! Austin has amazing talent and doesnt waste it instead he shares it with the world so every1 can see and hear him! <3

Austin Mahone sings many songs! My favorite is "Perfect" because he is prefect

by My friends call me JT June 28, 2011

Mahonerape

The art of total domination or rape leaving someone with their neck snapped, painfully hurt in any other type of way, or buried under a bird fountain in your backyard, usually by the one and only Alexander Mahone from the popular show Prison Break.

Bsmurf: That black dude is gonna come after mahone.
Riddle rap: Well that NS is going to be mahoneraped.

by Bsmurfy February 20, 2009

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson--a misunderstood rock singer. An international sex symbol and complete hottie, he scores triple platinum on many records. Amazing guy/girl.

Babble Babble
Bitch Bitch
Rebel Rebel
Party Party
Sex Sex Sex
And don't forget the violence.

by I Have A Crush On MM June 4, 2005