A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.
When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?
Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023
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In a state of relax, watching YouTube videos back to back with no care in the world.
In a state of relax, watching YouTube videos back to back with no care in the world.
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A profound thought provoking idea, quote, question, saying, or response often spiritual or esoteric in nature that is or has the potential to become a cliche . A “deep thought “.
Example -“The dark always attacks the brightest lights because we are the biggest threats.”
-“ a merry laugh doeth good like a medicine “
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Example -“The dark always attacks the brightest lights because we are the biggest threats.”
-“ a merry laugh doeth good like a medicine “
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