Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.

"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."

by Psyco Darwin January 1, 2015

Mop up

When a girl giving you the sloppy toppy

Of head

She gave me that mop up last night..

by Yeah aighh October 28, 2020

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

jiz mop

when a man or a woman is just slut

man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today

by D mizzel for shizzel May 31, 2015

Mop Slim

Mop Slim is someone that loves to ride dick and moans when they nut.

Omg i heard he’s a “Mop Slim”

by PointlessParkingMeter January 26, 2022

Sticky mop

It is vaginal pubic hair after squirting while the girl is on her period.

Oh my god my boyfriend sticky mopped me.

by DankStuff101 January 22, 2018