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Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).
Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."
by nuguns June 8, 2007
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Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010
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Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.
"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"
by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013
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Minnie Mouse

an attractive female of mixed racial background (usually of Black and White descent).
"Guess who's back in my motherfuckin' house, half black half white chick I call her Minnie Mouse"

Lyrics taken from Jay-z "Fuck All Nite"
by Amar Bogalampa October 16, 2008
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peyton manning

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...
by BradyisGod October 16, 2008
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Mannist

A female that is very good at making men resourceful without having to constitute anything in return.
You buy me a drink and i dont dance with you= mannist

You take me out to dinner and I dont go home with you=mannist

You go down on me and I dont go down on you= mannist
by VIMannist#1 March 7, 2011
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moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD
Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.
by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008
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