fag militia

The small militant faction of homosexuals at your place of school, hobby, work, or any other local scene. Lead by the faggot captain. Their soul pourpose is to mob you with gayness wherever you go relentlesly until you kill them or join their ranks. The fag militia takes no prisoners.

There is no award holding fag militia to be emphasized over another. You know when you see them and you can feel them coming.

by Butkus November 30, 2006

Republic of Florida Militia

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.

I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017

Tom Molitor

Treeman

Trees spontaneously combust when Tom Molitor walks by to avoid the pain they are about to experience.

by daannenenyeyeyeuuulll?? July 13, 2011

Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

by creasicle May 29, 2010

Militant nipples

Pierced nipples with spikes

Her militant nipples could poke an eye out.

by prawn & crab September 11, 2011

Camden military academy

The nastiest, most fucked up place in the universe... all the rooms in my barracks had had a roach problem. Kids get in fights everyday. Drugs run rampant through the campus including coke, Xanax, painkillers etc... 7 students known as the chain of command run each company of 50 other cadets! the whole experience was similar to the “Stanford prison experiment” my first week a kid got hit in the face with a 8 ball during a fight! 5 younger student were raped throughout my stay there and nothing happened... there are tons of lawsuits online against this school. THIS PLACE IS FUCKED UP! NEVER SEND YOUR CHILD HERE!

Jake- have you seen brad? I haven’t seen him all year!
Anthony- you didn’t hear?! Brad got sent to Camden military academy and no ones heard from him sense...
Jake- HOLY SHIT! I’ve heard of this place before! My cousin went there and got sodomized! He’s still fucked up today...

by VWAAL May 12, 2018

Melita

Melita is unlike anyone you have ever met before and is by far one of the coolest bitches you will ever meet.
She's extremely hot. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She's a smart, wonderful, considerate, caring, loving individual. One who would never hesitate to do anything to help her friends.
She's always the life of the party and you know if she's around that you are in for a hell of a good time. She's always honest, and helps her drunken girlfriends
stay out of trouble. You can't help but absolutely love her!

"That girl isn't awesome enough to be a Melita."

by K31533 October 22, 2008