felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

Meggers

Meggers, also known as Megan, is the most amazing girl you'll ever come across in your entire lifetime. She's absolutely perfect, it's impossible to find a single flaw. If you're ever to come across her, you'd most likely die of awe. Some characteristics of her would be amazing, beautiful, smart, sweet, charming, lovable, funny, sarcastic, cute, heart-warming, pretty, adorable, and the list goes on. She's perfect in every way, she has a great sense of humor, charm that no one can resist, ideas that cannot be ignored, eyes that could light the night sky, the mind of a genius, heart of a lion, and the beauty of a goddess. She's the kind of girl you'd want to grow old with, and tell your children's children about. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, she's easily ranked ∞. She can put a smile on anyone's face, cast a spell on any guys heart, and cheer you up at the worst of times. You can tell her anything, rely on her to keep a promise, and know she'll be there when you need her most. As kindhearted as she may be, she can also fuck shit up. She's the last person yo'd want to lose, and definitely the girl of any guys dreams. When you talk to Megan second turn into minutes, as minutes turn to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, as weeks turn to months, and (if you're lucky) months turn to years. Anything and everything Meggers says is worth a thousand words. I could go on about her, but I won't, there is much to be said. I love you, Meggers <3. -Karan :$

Example 1:
Karan: Hey what's the difference between being Megan, and being perfect?
Person: What?
Karan: Nothing.

Example 2:
Karan: wat.
Megan: KARAN MOMENT!

Example 3:
I don't know if this is an example, but I love Meggers <3.

by karanrunsshit June 15, 2012

fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007

pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit

John is a pecker monger

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...

Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.

by Money September 7, 2003

gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.

"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)

by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

soulless point monger

One who asks really stupid questions in AP Chemistry and gets on my nerves. AHHHHHHHH. Disgusting people. They sit there and discuss the functions of TI-89s and -83s and when the teach gives them a dumb look and a sarcastic answer they take him seriously, thinking he is trying to explain somethign to them. They think they deserve to go to Stanford or Harvard or Princeton when they really don't deserve to get into American Intercontinental online college. They don't understand that school is about learning and not about getting points. I mean who the hell gives out points in the real world. Honestly, when these people get a job and there boss says good job, they will look back with a dumbass grin and ask, "Would I have deserved an A." These people sicken me.

You soulless point monger. Get out of my sight.

"My TI-89 does integration"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID POINT MONGER!!!!!"

by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005