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13 Minute Flauta

Boning a chick after putting flautas in the oven and setting the timer for 13 minutes. You finish just in time to enjoy your flautas.
It was Mexican food night and I was so hungry and so horny I gave my girl a 13 minute flauta, finished off by giving her a C.J. Browning and enjoyed my flautas.
by PuedesDucharlo April 8, 2010
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Five Minute Party

A type of event which only lasts for 5 minutes, invented by CEM Bugra of Istanbul, Turkey.

A Five Minute Party can be held to celebrate an achievement, such as publishing something or finishing a project, or to create energy on an otherwise dull day.

A Five Minute Party is typically held in the mid-afternoon.

It involves music, dancing, and a bunch of people screaming and/or cheering. Alcohol is optional. Plugging your iPod into your car radio is also optional.

Venue can be anywhere, but using a garage is preferred as it gives a more original feeling (a feeling sometimes confused with awkwardness).
Henrik: We've finally just published the reports
Fred: What?
Henrik: The reports of the project we started like a million moons ago
Cem: This calls for a Five Minute Party! Everyone down to the garage
by Almighty R June 6, 2011
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Five Minute Girl

-A girl that you can talk to for five minutes or less, and already have her agreeing to sleep with you.
Shawn: Hey Phillip, did you hear about that girl Anne? She's totally a five minute girl.
Phillip: She can't be as good as Lindsey, it took me only ten seconds to get in her pants.
by unconquerable13 December 26, 2011
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yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players
eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis
by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009
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A Jeeve Minute

A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.
Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.
by Shadowisle July 23, 2010
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In just a minute

by Cabinetmaker November 19, 2011
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Nek minute

This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.

"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.

Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.

Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"
"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"

"He said he loved me.. nek minute"

"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"

"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"

"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"

"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"

"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*

"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*
by Schwit September 3, 2011
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