Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Madden Special

Fellatio given while the receiver is playing a video game, including, but not limited to Madden, NBA, or Halo.

"Her Madden Specials are the reason I don't break up with her"

by jbrwsf June 3, 2009

maddi harrison

Real name is maddison but likes to go by the name maddi. Slag, sleeps around with any person with a pulse. Outgoing girl, can kick it with the boys but always there for the girls. tanned and sarcastic. Nature friendly and likes to get wet and go swimmimg often and keep fit!

bet Maddi Harrison has been getting wet in the woods.

by slaggy granny and co. October 23, 2011

The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

Dirty Madden

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game

Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!

by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009

madcrabs

Main Entry: 1mad
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English meddcrabbe, maddcrabba, from Old English gemAEd, past participle of (assumed) gemAEdan to maddcrabben, from gemAd many, madcrab; akin to Old High German gimeitkrebbiz much, a lot
Date: before 12th century

1. Numerous chiefly marine broadly built decapod crustaceans.

Wow. madcrabs.

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

MADAR CHOD

A Urdu/Hindi slang word used in India And Pakistan and the word MADAR is derived from the Urdu word MADA(Mother) and gets mixed up with the english word Mother and the word chod is mixing of the Hindi word Chut meaning cunt and Chhed meaning Hole.

boy : Yeh Madar chod ladki mujhe apni boyfriend banana chahhati hai , chutiya...lawdi ladki!
Girl : Are tera Maa Madar chod...tujhme to kuch chodne k liye vi nahi bacha , bhosri ke!

by xXxPOISON X May 8, 2020