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Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy
David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”
by Martybogroll January 22, 2023
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ling

zero in chinese, but my favourite nickname for her.
How much did you get in the test?
Ling la. zero.

oh no!
by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023
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ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.
how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!
by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023
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Ling ling

Person 1: be quiet ling ling

Person2: ling ling ?
Person1 : oh it means panda pussy
by Yourgay32 January 22, 2024
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Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.
Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.
by filletsofish January 25, 2024
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si ling

best school in woodlands singapore
meh toilet
by randomguyfromwoodlands December 19, 2023
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ling wise

term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).

tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.
person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."
by saladeener of rome January 5, 2023
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