post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

excessive lettering

In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!

ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!

by bdawghunt March 14, 2008

david letterman

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Letterman

a comedy god, see word}living legendword

by DancinDanLewis October 31, 2003

David Letterman

The good-hearted, ill-tempered host of a late-night talk show that takes risks that often result in laughter with the exception of "Will It Float?". The show is kept fresh by new additions such as "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" in addition to the traditional segments such as "Ask the Audience" and bizarre contests hosted by Rupert at the deli next door. Dave has outstanding taste in bringing back exceptional musical guests and comedians such as Jim Gaffigan (13 times), Brian Regan (19 times), and the late great Mitch Hedberg (10 times). Often trails a show in ratings on NBC at the same time-slot hosted by a comedian going through the motions riding the popularity of the show's past with painfully unoriginal material.

"David Letterman seems like such a curmudgeon, but did you see how teary-eyed he got when he introduced the doctors and nurses who saved his life?"

by ComFan September 7, 2007

john deere letter

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people

1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter

by awesome-possum September 10, 2006

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go?

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger

by ThOsE GuYs ArE CoOl LiKe ThAt November 1, 2011