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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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leamington spa

Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.

Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.

Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.
American Tourist 1: How about we go to Leamington Spa for the day?
American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!

Local Kid 1: How about we do something?
Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we loiter round Burger King?
by RSK August 1, 2003
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Leaman

the greatest woman in the history of mankind even throug her problems she somehow finds time to make you feel loved to make you feel like the two of you are all that matter
comes from the mating of a kathy and a jeffery
omg i am so in love with that leaman!!
by curtis March 3, 2005
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Sam Learning

A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!
Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill
by Bob 23 June 26, 2007
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learning the way of the samurai

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai
by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009
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Larmo

Someone who, aside from being super awesome, looks both like a Larry and Nemo.
"Hey look, it's Larmo!!!!"

"Wow, he's super awesome!"
by Larry Nemo August 21, 2011
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learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.
From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016
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