Lavender lie

A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.

Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)

Later in the family group chat

Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.

by nyakontonz February 24, 2022

too lated

verb,mistake,noun, something that could've been avoided, had you had forsight.

im sorry i came in your mouth, my bad I too lated. I saw the cop car too late, I too lated.

by not yoko, broccoli rob June 25, 2008

S. Lave

(Sergeant Lave) way to call someone a slave whiteout them realizing.

Me: grab me that pencil off the floor
Friend: *gives it to me*
Me: thanks S. Lave (Pronounce it as Sergeant Lave)

by LlamaPajama February 12, 2019

lavender

1)a good handy man give me that tool
2)good with her hands handy
3)loves attention hoe

lavender is a good word for a girl who gives guys hand

by donkey shit April 10, 2007

laredo

male on male anal sex on wheels.

I would like to laredo you TONIGHT! After leaving the Gay Mexi Bar.

We should laredo this morning, its such a good way to really wake up!

by Oregon Duck March 20, 2010

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

croin laven

to bleed from one's ass

by jimmy m. smith July 15, 2003