Obama Landslide

A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.

Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.

by Bigg Sex March 13, 2009

langacker

v A deeply depressed young man, who is/was depressed about a unibrow, weight, or loss of friends.

Greg, the langacker in the corner, was quiet.

by someone April 13, 2005

langster

a lebanese gangster.

abbey, kyle and jane wish they were langsters, too bad they are not lebanese.

by jar full of jane July 22, 2006

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005

Dang a lang

A penis or dick or cock.

Also can be spelled ding a ling

Jane: That guy has a big bulge in his pants.
Jill: I know he must have a big dang a lang.
Jane: I want to give him a blowjob

by sexygayboy August 30, 2010

langstaff

(1) A large wooden staff used to beat common sense into those around you.

(2) A term used to reference a level of destruction or table flip.

"Damn, Godzilla has written off Tokyo , he's up there with Langstaff." or wow he just pulled off a 6 Langstaffs table flip.

by C_mercenary June 23, 2014

langston perry

Sweet at sports cool guy handsome and sexy and get all the ladies

Langston perry got swag

by Boy28 June 27, 2014