What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Lance Prima

The person who is always says say no please. He is also a really nice guy.
Lance Prima has a chinky chode
by The cat in the bat August 09, 2024
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Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
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Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.
-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...
by neobwa October 22, 2014
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mutton lance

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'
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lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger
I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018
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lance hedrick

When you spend so much money on a hobby that you decide to buy your way to becoming a YouTube authority on the topic.
After spending $74,000 he sure Lance Hedricked furry themed model railroading.
by garbageandtrash March 13, 2024
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