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Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail
A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail by LambsTail May 2, 2018
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A boy, who's name is Lamson. He is like legit gay. He loves Tylers. he hates trinitys and maddies. Not hot nor cute. But he is..nice? He's very...ugly. So yee. Don't have a Lamson in your life. :D If you do, his nickname will be son of a lamb.
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