Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
Get the abso-slut-lymug. by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
Get the Lying under the spanmug. Hym "Jordan... I'm not doing it. You're self help is bullshitz. If I do not get my pound of flesh and IF THIS FUCKING SERVER SHIT DOES NOT CEASE (It's getting a little suspicious) there is only one other thing for me to do here. You need YOU to stop lying. Only the truth is going to save that fucking kid Jordan. I don't care. I don't care about any of your bullshit Jordan. I'm not buying anything you're selling. Conversely, someone IS buying everything I'M selling... And THEY NEED TO PAY ME. It's not a request. It is a prerequisite for your kids safety. 1 of 2 very super-duper ultra-specific prerequisites. This has been over since the very first time my words came out of your mouth. The bullet is in the air. Nothing is going to stop me. The last guy who said he was going to do it, did it. It isn't a matter of whether or not I get what I want here. I am going to get it."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2024
Get the Lyingmug. Wade-ly is the dood
NUFF said
He is a God
A true Legend
Everybody loves him (even your Mom)
He does indeed wear goggles in the pool
He's the true Meester
NUFF said
He is a God
A true Legend
Everybody loves him (even your Mom)
He does indeed wear goggles in the pool
He's the true Meester
by TheManUB3 January 4, 2024
Get the Wade-lymug. When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018
Get the Chris Lymug. Ly is a perfect girl. She is a rose, beautiful and thorny.
When someone calls her name, it means "love you".
Everyone loves her.
When someone calls her name, it means "love you".
Everyone loves her.
by Cupemule November 21, 2021
Get the Lymug. The bald-headed girl walked morilicious(ly) down the street, in hopes that the guy across the street would notice her.
by E.A.A. Ent. September 11, 2011
Get the Morilicious(ly)mug.