When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.
by bubba ho January 28, 2008
The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
by pussypoop14 May 02, 2010
After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.
by Shullit May 11, 2008
When on holiday in Louisiana, you eat a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya, then take a shit on on a tattoo artist while he tattoos your grundel.
Mike: Hey can i get a Tattoo on my grundel
Tattoo Artist: Would you like a regular Tattoo, or a Louisiana Etch a Sketch for a dollar more?
Mike: ok, I'll Have the Louisiana Etch a Sketch
Tattoo Artist: Sure, Heres a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya
Tattoo Artist: Would you like a regular Tattoo, or a Louisiana Etch a Sketch for a dollar more?
Mike: ok, I'll Have the Louisiana Etch a Sketch
Tattoo Artist: Sure, Heres a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya
by Woody Woodrow April 28, 2008
getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
by Todd January 16, 2005
The act of covering your erected penis in flammable material, then proceeding to light it on fire. Next, the man inserts his flaming man torch inside the woman's vagina.
by John Apple butter toast April 15, 2014
A female is lying down. A male then approaches her and crouches down over her face. He the proceeds to put his balls in and out of her mouth (teabagging) and also takes a shit just under her neck at the same time. Thus completing the Louisiana Bow-Tie.
by NOSCOPE2YADOME July 28, 2009