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shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
by twotoTandy March 26, 2008
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Cowardly Lion (verb)

An act and exchange of verbiage between two consenting adults.
The Cowardly Lion (verb) is an act described as follows: While doing your girl from behind, at the point of her climax she has to scream "hippopotamus" and just before you blow your baby batter all over her back, you scream "I'll cock you from top to bottomnus"
by HappyCappy August 24, 2011
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the lion sleeps tonight

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....
by blobbfish February 26, 2019
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Red Lion

The most racially diverse town in all of Pennsylvania, made up of rednecks and African-Americans, and barely any others. The schools are always filled with theft and murders.
Rob: Red Lion is a piece of shit town, why do I live here?
Kate: Because you're a black redneck.
Rob: Oh yeah.
by Asshole_Steve March 27, 2011
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the lion

People who tend to use "lion" motives to get to place to place. Worst form of party goer. Someone who has an undeserved sense of entitlement. Commonly will go to places uninvited and being entirely disrespectful for no reason.
Kojak!!! Stop being the lion at this girls house you weren't even invited!
by RFournier June 13, 2010
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Cecil the Lion

Kind of like Harambe, but not as legendary.
by Shrek 2 December 28, 2016
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A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.
Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."
by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011
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