laddness

A pronoun describing an attractive woman.

That woman across the room is very beautiful she is a Laddness.

by WayWayZane May 28, 2016

LAPD

LAPD
Laughing as people die

#1 Did you see the news about that jerk that got shoot and died last night,

#2 yea, you know me I LAPD!

by BloodRedRellik August 21, 2018

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011

horizontal ladder

Social climbing via sex.

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."

by pasha sasa April 14, 2014

hoe ladder

The ladder of hoes you must climb to become the hoe lantern or top hoe!

T worked really hard sleeping with lots of men to reach the top of the hoe ladder.

by Ladder. King September 12, 2017

crappy laddy

when you have a big shit in your pants that you are sitting on

ohh no again another crappy laddy

by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018

corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.

neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!

by timmytootoes February 14, 2008