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laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.
"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."
by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005
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newport landing apartments

an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.
"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."
by faceless victim of poverty March 31, 2004
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lajingo

April: OMG! that guy is such a lajingo.
Jade: woah, whos that guy?
April: Woah its Grant.
Jade: Oh I have heard of that guy.
by April and Jade February 14, 2009
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Lanngent

to depart from the original direction of conversation at a sharp angle without any apparent reason or warning and return to topic with no explanation or apology.
The instructor was teaching us how to conduct activities safely when he went on a Lanngent and started talking about a boss he used to have. No tie in whatsoever and after back to the original topic like nothing happened.
by ttttttttttom May 27, 2009
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landingo

The word to use for a black slave which was owned by a white man with a lot of fortune.
The word Landingo was mostly used in Spain by the Spanish Which use to have many slaves and many slave owners.
The word was also used for a name which they called a slave instead of his or her birth name.
Landingo was sent to mail my first letter to the Don of Madrid.
by Johnathon Franko June 27, 2009
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Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.
Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties
by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010
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leaning tripod

by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011
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