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UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.
Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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Heino Laizāns

Very long, and tasty human being, that chase his dreams with his tasty tummy.
Whos that big tall chungus? oU its Heino Laizāns
by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021
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Heino Laizāns

There is not much to say about him. He is just an alpha.
by laizanus November 22, 2021
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Chloe Laidlaw

A girl that like retro 1970-1990s, works too hard to move out her way for others but gets nothing in return
Chloe Laidlaw likes Nirvana it’s so 1980d
by PutinPie January 8, 2022
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.
Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."
by pornstitute July 12, 2024
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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.
Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.
by Fun12388 March 18, 2024
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