Klandicapped

A KKK member who is paralyzed from the waist down

“I heard the klandicapped retard could stand for the klan meeting so they kicked him out.”

by Niggerkicker9000 January 9, 2023

Klanglois

When you’re so mad at your baby mama, you piss all over the kids’ clothes.

Kyle was so pissed off at his baby mama, he lost it and klangloised her kids’ clothes.

by gogotales June 11, 2023

Ku Cocks Klan

I'm not quite sure how you came up with this, but just picture a guy in a ghost costume with his dick out, setting a wooden penis on fire.

A: Ku Cocks Klan
B: What the fuck did you just say?

by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

kelan

An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.

Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me

by James_dean12343 August 30, 2016

Kalani Vella

a gay cunt that likes to smell carrots after they have exited the booty of a turtle

"Mate, dont eat that carrot! Kalani Vella has been here!"

by ya boizzzz September 17, 2019

Kalan

Kalan is the best human in the universe somtime he go's as Z-boy and he is very fond of people that are named Menno.

Hey Kalan/z-boy you awesome

by Z-boy759458340 November 20, 2019

Kalani

An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!

Person 1: You know Kalani right?
Person 2: yeah shes such a great person!

by jdeahw April 11, 2020