An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
Get the knowledge knobmug. The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.
Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Get the Schrödingers Knowledgemug. Knowledgity - someone or something that actively pursues greater knowledge with humility and compassion. The cycle repeats with the sharing of information indiscriminately to others who also give and receive with humility. The wealth of knowledge is never to be stored. Its true purpose is to be a part of making the world slightly better every time.
The words origins come from an amalgamation of 2 words , liquidity and knowledge.
The words origins come from an amalgamation of 2 words , liquidity and knowledge.
Thank you for sharing your knowledgity.
by BillyDickens May 25, 2022
Get the knowledgity.mug. Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.
by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019
Get the textbook knowledgemug. Knowledge Junkie (noun): An intellectually adventurous individual, often of high intelligence, with an insatiable curiosity and an intense drive to acquire knowledge. Often labeled as “know-it-alls” due to their obsessive focus on intellectual pursuits, they show little interest in non-intellectual discussions. Driven by the need to constantly challenge and expand their understanding, they are willing to take significant risks—such as venturing into warzones for firsthand insights or scaling extreme mountains to test their mental and physical limits—in pursuit of learning.
"I swear, my friend Jamie is such a knowledge junkie. Last year, she hiked through a jungle just to study ancient ruins up close, and now she’s talking about traveling to a warzone for some documentary research. She’s always chasing the next big thing to learn, no matter how wild it is."
by Sciamachist December 12, 2024
Get the Knowledge Junkiemug. 1. The man under the bridge is mumbling some madman’s knowledge.
2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
by Sixer’sHunter February 19, 2025
Get the Madman’s knowledgemug. If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?
Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
Get the Without your knowledgemug.