dirty kitchen

when a bunch of hobos have a sexfest in your car

zach, i think someone had a dirty kitchen in my car, they left a note saying "thanks for the good times signed Dirty Dan and the boys."

by dick stands tall October 26, 2010

soup kitchen

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

by soup kitchen dave January 5, 2013

kitchen sink

The kind of campaigning Hillary Clinton does, sending all who get caught up in that bullshit down that drain, or down in her Sarlacc pit of a snatch.

Hillary's kitchen sink campaign against Obama worked in Texas and Ohio. Fuck them, I hope they get Return of the Jedi'd.

by Point Zero March 4, 2008

Soup Kitchen

Remark said while inside Valencia Community College in Central Florida as a way to describe the people and environment.

Man this place is like a soup kitchen, fuck!

by cheerleader eater January 11, 2010

Soup Kitchen

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

Kitchen Dick

A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.

"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"

by jtrier1 January 13, 2014

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004