Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

Mahal Kita

Mahal Kita is Tagalog, the National language in the Philippines.

“Mahal kita!”
“Aww... love you, too.”

by HowToBasicWhao February 23, 2019

stay out of my kitchen

What you say to a pansexual when they come out of the closet.

Can also be used with a swear word: Stay the ____ out of my Kitchen

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm Pansexual
Guy 2: Stay out of my Kitchen

by ActiveThread300 December 20, 2017

kitchin sink

cockney rhyming slang fir : Chink aka. Chinese cunt

Jo fae the Pak Ho chinky take away is a kitchen sink

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Kitch-Bitch

n. A mass complaint about one or more AP Chemistry worksheets assigned for homework. Such a complaint usually involves several students, and generally takes place directly in front of the AP Chemistry classroom in a "pow-wow" setting before class starts.

v. To complain, whine, or otherwise deny the validation of said AP Chemistry worksheets, either alone or with a group of people.

n. AP Chem student A: "Man, those reaction prediction worksheets were so difficult last night! I only solved two of the problems!"
AP Chem student B: "Don't worry; I had a really hard time doing those worksheets also, and I'm sure everyone else did, so we'll probably have a Kitch-Bitch tomorrow morning."

v. "Oh my God. These stupid equilibrium problems are impossible. I'm definitely going to Kitch-Bitch when this worksheet needs to be turned in!"

by Maxwell Edison, M.D. January 19, 2009

Kitchen Wizard

Someone who tattoos from home. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles.

Jesco White, the kitchen wizard, gives wild and wonderful tattoos from his momma's double-wide.

by Franken666beans June 20, 2011

kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004