An awesome dude who spazzes out at concerts and dances like crazy. Many people enjoying making fun of the Kratchys of the world. Kratchys can make your day, but can also be dumbfucks. Usually a kratchy will be extremely intelligent, but also a procrastinator who becomes too lazy to become an eagle scout. Usually has a small penis.
My best friend Kratchy is awesome! We go to ska punk concerts together all the time, but hes so spacey... oh well! Time to play bass together!
by andi is awesome, duh. October 13, 2009
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Boss:"Why hasn't John showed up for work the past week?"
Isaac:"Didn't you hear? He's a Kratos now"
Boss:"I'm so sorry."
Isaac:"Didn't you hear? He's a Kratos now"
Boss:"I'm so sorry."
by shcoome March 2, 2010
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The art of pulling out right before ejaculation during doggy style and proceeding to nut on the girls back. Then you open a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese and dump the dry macaroni on the girl's cum-covered back. Shout what the macaroni picture you made looks like after the girl stands up so the dry macaroni not bonded by the adhesive falls off.
by Kraft Master Witchdoctor Doom February 22, 2011
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The two contestants were roommates during Hollywood Week, performed Jackson 5's "I Want you Back" together and share the same bunk on the American Idols' Live Tour bus.
The two contestants were roommates during Hollywood Week, performed Jackson 5's "I Want you Back" together and share the same bunk on the American Idols' Live Tour bus.
by Krattfan01 July 31, 2009
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kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
by bigmaclover1 May 7, 2010
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