Kahlifornya

It's the Communist state just below the tree hugging socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast that's run by idiots, that us idiots keep electing. You'll notice that Kahlfornyans who choose to move to other states like Arizona and Nevada in particular- because of the high taxes, shitty roads, etc, still vote like they're in Kahlifornya further ruining our beautiful country

"Hey Olaf, why is your Kia so fucked up?"
"I went to Kahlifornya to buy weed and hit a pothole that popped my tire, it sent me flying all over and I side swiped a homeless guys bike stash. I'm just glad he's ok."

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

kahliyia

a lazy girl who knows she is and has to constantly remind herself to workout and eat healthy and has no friends because she has major RBF, and is single because no one wants her but is working on herself and her self esteem and confidence and is kind, and loved by many people!

awww kahliyia is so nice! she brought me my fav candy!!

by frootiloops January 25, 2021

Kabless You

A werid ass way of saying bless you after someone sneezes

Oh, kabless you

by Awkward Boyy January 31, 2021

kaelen

homophobic

person 1: “woah that guy is so kaelen”
person 2: “yeah ur right, cant believe he hates gays”

by beepbooopbopbeep February 23, 2021

Kahergenshlurgen

To eat booty

I eat booty says I kahergenshlurgen

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Kaelese

Sassy, is all talk but no bite. Highly sensitive and gets emotional easily. However she is very caring which is a side only shown to people special in their heart. Very annoying but good person.

Keke do you love me? Kaelese I love you buy you gotta chill.

by Lilspanda May 15, 2021

kahlob

a piece of shit that isn’t swag.

did u see that kahlob guy, he’s a bitch

by swaggybitch69 August 29, 2021