A part of the city of San Jose in the Silicon Valley that is plagued by high crime rate, gang activity and murders. Statistically speaking most of San Jose's murders take place in this part of the city. Still there is nicer parts to it and the Alum Rock state park is one major attraction. The Eastrigde mall is also a major shopping destination.
A: yo did you hear about that foo that got stabbed last night?
B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more
B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more
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A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.
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Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
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