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Jonny

Jonny:a smelly cunt from kildare,jonny is overweight and smells worse than slurry,he has greasy hair and is uncomfortable to be around.
Guy1:Jesus what’s that smelly
Guy2:oh look it’s jonny
Guy1:ah I was wondering what that smell was
by Crow 1234 February 20, 2019
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Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.
Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
by KingSnotty April 14, 2011
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Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).
Jonny Mort will rule da' world!
by M45H December 22, 2018
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Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male
Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be
by Cozo12 November 6, 2018
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Jonny

The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".
Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.
by Helloitisdima May 6, 2018
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JONNIE

Jonnie a boy that is gay only likes boys is often misunderstood for a girl with a massive bootay
Guy: Damn Jonnie u very sexy
by TheJonster October 24, 2018
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