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party joint

a female who tends to be a whore, slut, "jump-off"..
"man, this chick at my job is like a party joint.. they just passin her around"

"yo dog, leave her alone.. she's a party joint.. everybody done hit that!"
by youngtippa March 18, 2009
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Hells Janitor

Killing 10 zombies as a human without dying during an Infection game on Halo 3.
pretty easy to get just aim at their head with a pistol from far, shotgun close. Hells Janitor...
by Zinc oxide305 November 7, 2009
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GT Joint

Green Tea Joint. An alternative to marijuana.

Cut open a green tea bag.

Remove contents.
Place onto joint paper.
Roll joint.
Enjoy!
"Dood, I feel so good right now."

"You smell good too, what is that?"

"Oh, I just smoked a GT Joint."

"Sweet, dood."
by Maddie And Kirby May 20, 2010
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soft jonathan

Sexual Act:

When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.

If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.

The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."

Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)

Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"

Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
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Jonathan

See that Jonathan over there? I love him.
by ld92 June 20, 2008
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Jonathan

someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.
Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me.
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Jonathan

everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.
by underoathETF December 24, 2007
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