Joe is a broke ass man who cheats on women and flirts with men for beer, sex, and cigarettes. He is in his mid-30's but still live in his parents' basement. He is a true scrub and a scum. He has no job and drives around in his parents' sedan. He spends what little money he has on hookers, cigarettes, and alcohol. Joe has a big reputation for being a moocher and will do everything he can to avoid paying for things.
Girl: I waited tables today and rather than get a tip, the man shorted me 42 cents on the bill!
Boy: Wow, he pulled a Joe on you.
by Casey Mesak February 22, 2016
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Joe watches porn
by Olivia-is-bae October 15, 2016
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A gay homophobic prostitute who lick 10 jizz puddles a day.
Joe: lick my nuts
Me: no
Joe: too late
by MeMeTheMutant September 26, 2015
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Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.
Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously
by Guido Hater August 25, 2010
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