jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Jexcellent

An emphatic way of say "excellent".

Jexcellent, jexcellent, this weed is good, jexcellent, jexcellent.

by Johnny Applebottom July 21, 2009

jewelers

A person/people that makes you sell jewellery.

My best mate is a jeweler.

We can buy more jewellery from the jewelers across the street.

by Sammy2307 September 22, 2013

Jencel

A perfect Puerto Rican Woman, who has the worlds greatest mindset in what she wants to do in life and strive for the better of our living earth. A loving girlfriend, Neck Breaker as well

Joseph Torres is truly in Love with Jencel Gonzalez

by JTLoyalty January 31, 2020

jewel

my name. similar to Jewel the singer (lower case "s"), however, i am Jewel the Magnificent (capitol "M"). I was born 1st. I have a better looking ass. My teeth are perfect and not all jacked up. Not to mention, i am not a dirty hippie.

Jewel the Magnificent is so much better than Jewel the singer, she rocks like an AC/DC concert!

by Jewel the Magnificent January 20, 2005

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Jewelrista

A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest jewelry.

She just can't wait for the new earrings collection. She is such a true jewelrista.

by Jewelrista June 12, 2011