Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)
Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!
by nesa January 28, 2007
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Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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A pitiful individual, whom has mistakenly entered a relationship with a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess). He will spend the rest of his days having his mom proud of him; however, he will always be disappointed with himself for being constantly bossed around by his J.A.P. One could say he is the epitome of being whipped.
The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.
In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.
The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.
In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.
Hey guys I can't go out to the bars again - Joseph
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert
by JewManJi The 2nd Exodus May 25, 2016
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Drake: Yo me and that bird did a Jewish Tornado
Bro: Did you feel like Hitler?
Drake: Yeah man I could smell the burnt flesh and everything
Bro: Did you feel like Hitler?
Drake: Yeah man I could smell the burnt flesh and everything
by HappyHannah69 March 15, 2016
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1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009
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by COTY>< October 22, 2006
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I dont think he even showered man, smells to me like he just took a quick jewish bath before coming.
by blingtastic January 10, 2008
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