jealousing

The audible act of being jealous.

I just got a signed copy of John Tesh Sings Kool and the Gang. I can hear you jealousing.

I'm jealousing over your new Speedo.

by aeamek February 26, 2009

bitch jeans

Very tight EVERYWHERE jeans. They show off everything you got and can only be worn correctly with the perfect ass to dick to leg ratio. The should fall loosely over a flat ass.

Oh damn did you see how brad was rocking his bitch jeans today? Nobody could pull those off like he does.

by anal1664 June 27, 2020

Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

cuffed jeans

Cuffed jeans are jeans that have the bottom rolled up above the ankle. They have been in the fashion world for many years. In 2019, the LGBTQ+ community has "claimed" cuffed jeans as bisexual. However, no matter what your sexuality is, cuffed jeans can be worn by anyone. Straight, gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter. Cuffed jeans are a universal fashion statement to be shared by all genders and sexualities around the world!

Person 1: Hey, I like your cuffed jeans!
Person 2: Thank you! I think that they're great!
Person 1: Yeah, cuffed jeans are a fashionable item of clothing that anyone can wear!
Person 2: I agree!

by C of the PTC July 5, 2019

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

manorexic jeans

The totally uncool fashion trend amongst emo kids. Consists of jeans that are waaayyyyy too tight. Often showcasing ones coin purse in the process of being "Cool".

Dude, the emo kids are hanging out down at Hot Topic perusing through the latest manorexic jeans shipment.

by Brain the Great February 26, 2009

Jeanne

Noun. Incredibly sexy tall woman who is always right.

That Jeanne knows everything, and man! Is she sexy or what?

by bunny15 February 2, 2010