janky

adj. A cross between jacked-up and stanky. 1. Something that is really wrong and foul. 2. Something that is not made with very good quality.

That was janky when he started dating your mom before you broke up with him. That janky car always breaks down when you turn on the windshield wipers.

by Jazzy-Jazz July 18, 2006

Janky Pooter

An old, or messy pussy.

Dude, I bet that whore over there has one Janky Pooter!

by ;w; September 12, 2010

janky

to be junk, and appear slutty.

"did you see that janky shirt lacey was wearing?"
"bill, you janky slunt!"

by the establishment must fall. August 14, 2007

Jacky

Hates talking to people. He would much prefer to stand and watch TV alone. Goes to bed as early as possible, meaning 8pm at the latest. Listens to music all the time and just randomly says song lyrics. Has no reflexes. Loves eating pussy. Dick so large it rips through his pants on some days.

"Dude, you have a massive boner, so large you probably can't get in your car."
"Jacky gets in his car fine, I'll be ok."

by TruthCreamer March 11, 2015

Janky

Cheap stuff meant to look expensive.

Steve sure likes janky ladies.

by BOSSLADY50 March 19, 2009

janky

an adjective describing something or more commonly someone who is lame.

yo that girl bree is janky. she thinks she's all that.

by luthor31 September 23, 2009

janky

A once glorious word that met its downfall when it became the prime word for calling things shitty on the show iCarly. However, there are some still out there that adore the word. Little bastards.

Tall Asian: DOOD THAZ SO JANKY!

Sensible, devilishly handsome man: You're a nasty iCarly fan.

by Matthew Oscar Mayer Bologna March 25, 2010