by Clonkobum January 30, 2024

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.
Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"
Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"
Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
by KingSnotty April 14, 2011

A Jonny is one of God's gifts and possibly the 9th wonder of the world. They're arrogant, gracious, and calm. Real sociopaths. They excel at everything and at the same time are a nervous wreck. Good looks and extremely picky. Too nice but can also stab you while he hugs you. Has an extreme fascination with power , but dwell with personal issues. Jonny can love but if you don't fit the picture; A Jonny will replace you. Don't tell him he's wrong! You'll be sorry
by Majestic89 November 22, 2021

Whilst playing table tennis a server will lean over the table in an attempt to gain a greater angle whilst serving the ball.
by The Rough December 02, 2013

A very sexy man who's put up with and gotten past a lot of shit from life from losing family to just bullshit from people, whom also is frontman for rock band Nøthing Møre.
by Axl_Cat June 12, 2019

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
by Bumty July 02, 2023

by suckyanan May 09, 2018
