jolly old st. dick

Mr. Dick is a jolly fellow who loves to whip out his dong around the Christmas Season.

"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"

"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"

by Jolly ol st dick December 25, 2013

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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

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by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

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jolly rancher sour gummy

by gooby3000 April 27, 2021

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the reaction of alcohol consumed by one called "Boots" resulting in a dangerous unstoppable force capable of destroying anything, using people as weapons, and is invulnerable to pain and injury. However this massive power resides in the mentality of a very loving and happy three year old.

The jolly boots of Doom has come to Hug us all to death... put away the good china.

by Alejandro Apocolypse November 13, 2011

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jolly ranchers sock method

"Jolly ranchers sock method" describes the method by which one would consume a jolly ranchers candy through a sock. I.e. washing your spit into the sock to let it partially dissolve the jolly rancher, and sucking the flavored spit back out. The process moving the spit itself is the jolly rancher sock method, as opposed to the inclusion of a sock or a jolly rancher.
This word can be used as a verb or a noun.

"I broke up with my ex-husband because he would always jolly ranchers sock method my dirty underwear without asking."

by jolly rancher enjoyer August 4, 2023

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