Jaleyca

That feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit and cannot let it out for the life of you. If you are feeling this way or anything similar to this, call your local hospital and/or contact your personal doctor immediately for you may only have 7 days to live. In the worst case scenario, you may simply bleed out of your asshole (or "butthole") for at least a month or more. Nonetheless, call your doctor and/or local hospital.

"BOB CALL THE AMBULANCE QUICKLY!! I'M HAVING A JALEYCA!!"

by Zimbobwe October 22, 2012

jaleyal

Loves doctors office and gay

I'm going to be is jaleyal to night

by jaleyal September 23, 2016

jaeydon

A fabulous rainbow turtle

Turtle rainbow fabulous ~ jaeydon

by Pikamojo August 2, 2016

Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

jakeymun

skinny as fuckboy who love to were skinny jeans

dont be a jakeymun

by dfwt November 7, 2016

Jareyn

Skinny little nguy who smokes marijuana & never shuts the fuck up.

Yoo " jareyn you got PK " ..?

by Squidintin January 19, 2017

jasedrica

a pretty girl that love her name ,she a little mean ,better not push her ,she a lil thick person that love red have a special name .

Jasedrica so pretty. I wish I was her.

by sheakid December 21, 2016