Ivan

The most kind hearted man you will ever meet. He is so pure hearted and when you meet an Ivan keep him they will never fail to show how much they love you

Oh how I love Ivan.

by - Goofball <3 February 6, 2024

SERYOGIN IVAN

A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman

Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo

by KHyP April 12, 2023

The Ivan Effect

When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.

"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."

by Mayviper May 1, 2023

ivan silva

term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF

That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.

by sam silva May 3, 2023

Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.

Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan Ramos

A type of person who is loyal to people

Ivan Ramos is very loyal to his friends.

by coolhottie December 8, 2022