A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 21, 2023
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
by Istinskiq November 21, 2021
A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 24, 2021
ivan’s middle name is grant but doesn’t like it :(. he’s okay lookin, farts a whole lot, kinda gross ew.
he’s pretty legit tho. defo in love with him. ❤️
he’s pretty legit tho. defo in love with him. ❤️
by moo04 February 24, 2022
A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg
We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 30, 2023
Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!
Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
by Haventhetrannie February 24, 2022