Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010

insta-dome

Refers to when something is so badass or sexy that simply having it or wearing it will get you free sex from anyone. Think like axe body spray, only legit.

...dude that wicked new justice belt is pure insta-dome dude!

by Jeff Simonson August 5, 2007

insta-karm

Negative karma that occurs immediately after you have done something bad to someone else.

He got insta-karmed right after he made fun of that girl hitting her head on the wall; he hit his head even harder on the wall!

by heyyitsQ December 13, 2009

instabust

When something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.

Man when Sean Dockery hit that 3 as time expired over VT, the whole stadium instabusted!

by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011

Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.

Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014

Insta-ass

Someone on Instagram who comments on your photo but doesn't like it.

@SanFran69ers commented on my photo but didn't like it. What an insta-ass.

by TeamSexy June 30, 2016

Insta Hoe

Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

by Fapmonster April 24, 2017